Unimpressed Toast Figurine

Made in Canada

$12.99 CAD

Made to order in our Quebec print farm • ships in 2–5 business days • arrives in Canada in 5–12 business days

Bulk Pricingsave up to 20%

Bulk Pricing

5+ 5% off $12.34 each
10+ 10% off $11.69 each
25+ 15% off $11.04 each
50+ 20% off $10.39 each
Made in Canada
Secure Checkout
Free Canada shipping over $149 CAD
30-Day Returns

3D printed in Quebec, Canada.

In Stock

Shipping

Base rate: Canada $14.99 CAD, free over $149 CAD. United States $19.99 CAD. International $34.99 CAD. Ships from Quebec, Canada.

Designer not on file. For commercial printing rights, contact us.
SKU: PF-DF-20937 Category:

Meet the slice of bread that has officially had enough. The Unimpressed Toast figurine wears a flat, deadpan expression that perfectly captures that mid-week, seen-it-all mood. It is the kind of tiny character that earns a double-take and a laugh the moment someone spots it on your desk.

Deadpan Charm for Your Workspace

This little loaf brings personality to any shelf, monitor stand, or office cubicle. Its clean, sculpted form and meme-worthy attitude make it a conversation starter that never gets old, whether you are powering through a deadline or just need a small reason to smile.

Each piece is 3D printed in Canada in small batches, designed and produced in Quebec with careful attention to detail and finish.

  • Collectible quality: crisp lines and a satisfying, display-ready finish
  • Desk and shelf decor: compact enough for any nook, bold enough to notice
  • Gift-worthy: a perfect gag gift for the perpetually unbothered coworker or friend
  • Made to order in Quebec: printed locally with Canadian craftsmanship
  • Durable PLA: sturdy material built to hold its shape on display

A Thoughtful (and Funny) Gift

For anyone who appreciates dry humor and offbeat decor, this unimpressed slice delivers an instant grin. Pair it with the rest of the Toast lineup for a full set of expressive characters, or let it stand alone as the quiet, judgmental hero of your desk.

Print Specifications

Material PLA
Layer Height 0.16mm
Manufacturing Method 3D Printing (FDM)
Origin Quebec, Canada

Estimated Delivery

The transit bands below begin after dispatch. Add 2-5 business days for production.

Destination Delivery Time
Canada 3-7 business days
United States 5-10 business days
International 10-21 business days
Free shipping on orders over $149 CAD within Canada

No reviews yet.

Only verified purchasers can review this piece. If you have ordered one, yours would be the first.

Reviews

Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.

Pairs Well With

Add all 2 in one click Total: $25.98
  • Made in Quebec Printed in our own Quebec, Canada workshop.
  • Secure Checkout SSL-encrypted payment processed by Stripe. We never store card data.
  • Prices in CAD Checkout totals use Canadian dollars, so there are no USD conversion surprises.
  • No Customs for Canada Ships from within Canada — no surprise customs or duties for Canadian customers.
  • Quality Guaranteed Every piece is hand-inspected. Arrives damaged? We make it right.
  • Free Shipping Threshold Shipping is free — Canada on orders over $149.00.